Fuck you, alarm clock. Just…fuck you.

Hit the milk bones a little too hard last night…

oooh weekend, I love you! Glad I finally got that stupid human out of her bed.

Don’t judge. If you had a fuzzy pink fleece blanket you’d do the same thing.

Do you ever get the distinct feeling you’re being watched?

HAHA! They’ll never find me here. Alarm clock be damned - I’m sleeping in!

A pile of blankets and pillows? This will do.

Oh, beloved couch. What’s a little drool between friends?

Perfect position, but requires theft of not just one but TWO pillows, and the comforter.  Can be accomplished by slowly nudging the human over during the night, or waiting until the human is getting dressed in the morning.

Exposure to sneak belly rubs can be a hazard.