Don’t judge. If you had a fuzzy pink fleece blanket you’d do the same thing.

A pile of blankets and pillows? This will do.

Perfect position, but requires theft of not just one but TWO pillows, and the comforter.  Can be accomplished by slowly nudging the human over during the night, or waiting until the human is getting dressed in the morning.

Exposure to sneak belly rubs can be a hazard.

Solid napping position. Counter-clockwise curl, chin slightly tucked. Excellent for a cold night or drafty floor, or preventing sneak belly-rub attacks. However, risk of neck cramps if maintained for too long.

Recommendation: break position every 30-60 minutes to stretch, lick human’s face, go for a walk, or eat peanut butter.